Bill Clinton actually said...

"We must act now, across party lines, to make Social Security as strong for our children as it has been for our parents."

"I want to thank you for standing up for me and understanding the true meaning of repentance and atonement."

"We knew that no effort could solve all the challenges before us, but I thank this board because they have helped America to take important steps forward."

"I urge Congress to act quickly to approve this critical legislation before the end of this session so that I can sign it into law."