Bill Clinton: “I am pleased to nominate Sally Shelton-Colby to the position.”

You mean to tell me that the success of the program and my re-election hinges on the Federal Reserve and a bunch of fucking bond traders?

The election will decide the next mayor of New York, and I urge you to vote for Andrew Cuomo.

We are happy. We felt like a load's off our shoulders.

The American people don't pay you to have personal feelings. They pay you to deliver for them.