Bill Clinton actually said...

"You did FOX's bidding on this show. You did your last little conservative hit job on me."

"I tried and I failed to get bin Laden. I regret it, but I did try."

"Obviously, I think he made a mistake to do it. I wish he hadn't done it. You know, he's not hurting us, he's just hurting himself and his country."

"I just want people to tell the truth, you know, and not pretend it's something it's not."