Bill Clinton actually said...

"We Americans enjoy the benefits of the finest transportation system in the world."

"This transmittal does not represent an endorsement of the contents of the District's budget."

"The convening authority may, after approving the sentence, suspend the execution of all or any part of the sentence of a court-martial except for a sentence of death."

"Your wise decision to eliminate nuclear weapons on your territory has earned your nation respect and gratitude everywhere in the world."