Bill Clinton actually said...

"I find it amazing that the Republicans, who doubled the debt of the country in eight years and produced no new jobs doing it, gave us an economic record that was totally bereft of any productive resul..."

"Can you imagine what they would do to me if I told that joke he told up here?"

"The growing buzz about possibly Bill Clinton taking over his wife's Senate seat. Doubtful."

"Bill and Hillary Clinton are going to push the ceremonial button that lowers the ball as the clock strikes midnight."