Bill Clinton actually said...

"If we had a decent crop insurance program, we wouldn't have to worry about disaster payments."

"I'm very sorry. I hope this will help, and I assure you we'll be very diligent in pushing to get this action through Congress."

"I'm about to leave to go to a meeting of the world's richest countries where they think we're doing pretty well."

"We're going to ask that the producers here receive the same benefits as the people who were affected by Hurricane Andrew."