Bill Clinton actually said...

"This trip to Asia and the other events of the next 6 weeks give us a unique opportunity to join hands and do just that."

"To each and every American who has worn the uniform of the United States Armed Forces, we say simply, from the bottom of our hearts, thank you."

"Today we honor all those who gave their lives and all those who have risked their lives so that our Nation might remain free."

"I intend to nominate Johnnie Carson to be U.S. Ambassador to Zimbabwe."