Bill Clinton actually said...

"Rapid, concrete steps toward reform in these areas will demonstrate Turkmenistan's intent to abide by international norms that will advance the prosperity of the Turkmen people."

"The United States strongly supports Turkmenistan's independence, sovereignty and territorial integrity and respects its neutrality."

"Do you believe that we could hardly do anything better for America's families than to relieve them of the burden of being terribly worried about their children while they're at work?"

"The deficit used to have 11 zeros; now it will have no zeros."