Bill Clinton actually said...

"Don't you dare spend that surplus until we save the Social Security system for the next generation."

"I submit to you this report on progress toward a negotiated settlement of the Cyprus question covering the period April 1 to May 31, 1998."

"I think every child in America ought to have the same chance your children do to fish or swim or float on a river that's clean and pure."

"I applaud all of the communities that have drawn together and dedicated themselves to the goal of healthy rivers, now and forever."