Bill Clinton actually said...

"I've about decided women should run everything."

"Think of it this slogan: buy one, get one free."

"We have got to bring a substantial number of those troops home, first, to have them ready if they're needed in Afghanistan, to keep the Taliban and the al Qaeda from making a comeback there, and, seco..."

"So, if that's the measure of defeat and victory, then we can't win."