Bill Clinton actually said...

"We can all be grateful, therefore, that there will be one less turkey in Washington, DC, tomorrow."

"By making clear that drunk and drugged driving is unacceptable and by resolving firmly to stop it, we can prevent thousands of tragic deaths and injuries each year."

"I am going to keep at least one turkey off of the Thanksgiving dinner table by giving a pardon to a turkey from Ohio."

"We dedicate World AIDS Day to the memory of those we have lost to HIV and AIDS and to our quest to help those who are living with this disease."