Bill Clinton actually said...

"Most people think Joe's leaving for purely selfish, monetary reasons, but the truth is, he told me that I was no longer in enough trouble to make it interesting for him."

"I think if people focus on where the country was 8 years ago, where it is today, they can keep thinking about not the stuff that occupies the daily headlines."

"Today we have a better understanding of what causes the disease, and advances in research are leading to improvements in detection and diagnosis."

"Domestic violence transcends all ethnic, racial, and socioeconomic boundaries."