Political Quotes

You know, when she was young, she worked at McDonald's, and she greeted every person with that 1000-watt smile and said, 'How can I help you?' Now she's at the pinnacle of power, and she's still asking, 'How can I help you?'

I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky.

What I wanted to know is, since I`m a voracious consumer of thrillers and have been for 35 years, I`d call him and say: 'Jim, it`s been 30 pages since we killed anybody.'

I do want to say one word about President Biden. Remember, he had an improbable turn that made him president, and we were in the middle of a pandemic and an economic crash. He healed our sick and put the rest of us back to work.