Bill Clinton actually said...

"I want to take a couple months off to rest, consider what my options are, and then try to spend the rest of my life giving back in the public interest."

"What's the problem? Why are the races even close?"

"You have been so good to me and Hillary and Al and Tipper Gore these last 8 years."

"We've tried for the last 8 years to make you feel at home, to make you feel that you had friends in the White House, people that cared about you."