Bill Clinton actually said...

"I applaud the sponsors of this important legislation."

"I am pleased to join all Americans in observing Presidents' Day."

"Except for products of Mexico and Canada, which shall be excluded from this action, the increase in duty shall apply to imports of line pipe from all countries."

"The Act will not impede ongoing research into the potential legitimate use of this drug to treat the special needs of those suffering from narcolepsy."