Bill Clinton actually said...

"This letter will constitute your appointment and your authority to act in that capacity."

"I join the American people in mourning the deaths of five young agents of the Drug Enforcement Administration."

"I established by Executive order an Emergency Board to investigate a dispute between the Soo Line Railroad Company and certain of its employees represented by the United Transportation Union."

"On behalf of a grateful nation, I extend deepest sympathies to the families of these heroic individuals."