Bill Clinton: “I believe that President Asad has made a clear, forthright, and very important statement on normal, peaceful relations.”

You mean to tell me that the success of the program and my re-election hinges on the Federal Reserve and a bunch of fucking bond traders?

I wish he hadn’t said he wasn’t going to do it.

I don't think any person with a straight face can tell you that Katrina was caused by global warming. But what we do know, what the evidence shows, is that there is an increase in the number and severity of bad weather events all across…

keeping everyone engaged until the agreement was reached