Bill Clinton: “The Russian people, through their participation in the electoral process, have pronounced themselves firmly in favor of…”

You mean to tell me that the success of the program and my re-election hinges on the Federal Reserve and a bunch of fucking bond traders?

I wish he hadn’t said he wasn’t going to do it.

I think he can have some of these smaller events where he likes to be the explainer-in-chief.

I might not be around if I hadn't become a vegan. It's great.