Bill Clinton actually said...

"I strongly condemn the senseless shootings today which abruptly ended the lives of two men and seriously wounded a third in Pensacola, Florida."

"I urge all Government agencies and the people of the United States to participate in appropriate activities to encourage greater awareness of scleroderma and further research into its cause and cure."

"To be U.S. district judge for the District of Connecticut."

"To be Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary of the United States of America to the Republic of Yemen."