Bill Clinton actually said...

"One never makes peace with one's friends. You have to make peace with your enemies."

"This Act provides funding for the Departments of Labor, Health and Human Services, and Education, the Corporation for Public Broadcasting, and several smaller agencies."

"Consumers can protect their resources and end the costly drain on the economy by knowing how to spot the signs of fraud."

"I commend the Congress for presenting me with a funding measure that provides for a simple, temporary extension of normal government operations."