Bill Clinton actually said...

"If I were in his position today, I'd be doing what he's doing."

"I find it amazing that the Republicans, who doubled the debt of the country in eight years and produced no new jobs doing it, gave us an economic record that was totally bereft of any productive resul..."

"Can you imagine what they would do to me if I told that joke he told up here?"

"Bill and Hillary Clinton are going to push the ceremonial button that lowers the ball as the clock strikes midnight."