Bill Clinton: “Today I am pleased to sign into law H.R. 4850, the 'Veterans' Compensation Cost-of-Living Adjustment Act of 2000.'”

You mean to tell me that the success of the program and my re-election hinges on the Federal Reserve and a bunch of fucking bond traders?

I strenuously deny any wrongdoing.

It was too late for a primary.

I don't think any person with a straight face can tell you that Katrina was caused by global warming. But what we do know, what the evidence shows, is that there is an increase in the number and severity of bad weather events all across…