Bill Clinton actually said...

"I am proud to join millions of Americans in remembering our Irish heritage."

"If we can take care of them, we're going to be all right."

"W. Allen Pepper, Jr., of Mississippi, to be U.S. District Judge for the Northern District of Mississippi, vice L.T. Senter, Jr., retired."

"This celebration is a time to look to the future as well as to the past."