Bill Clinton actually said...

"Nelson F. Sievering, Jr., of Maryland, to be an Alternate Representative of the United States of America to the Thirty-ninth Session of the General Conference of the International Atomic Energy Agency..."

"We desperately, all of us, owe you the opportunity to get a good education."

"Jane Bobbitt, of West Virginia, to be an Assistant Secretary of Commerce, vice Loretta L. Dunn, resigned."

"You know, one of the most troubling things to me today is that the crime rate is going down here."