Bill Clinton actually said...

"I regret so much— I regret our long neglect of the planet Pluto."

"It is our duty to use every power and every tool to eliminate that kind of fraud."

"We will ensure that those who have committed crimes against society will not have an opportunity to commit crimes against taxpayers as well."

"I believe that this coordinated governmentwide approach to terminating, suspending, or reducing Federal benefits to prison inmates will more fully carry out the intention of the Federal laws restricti..."