Bill Clinton actually said...

"I take pleasure in transmitting the enclosed report for the Farmington River in the States of Massachusetts and Connecticut."

"I have determined that it is appropriate to proclaim an increase in the allocation to Poland of the in-quota quantity of the tariff-rate quota for Italian-type cheeses."

"I believe our Nation has already made the difference between war and peace there."

"I do not recommend that the Massachusetts segment be designated at this time due to lack of support by the towns adjoining it."