Political Quotes

Last night, in what I thought was a very moving series of episodes, we nominated Kamala Harris and Tim Walz. And just think about that – two leaders with all-American but still improbable life stories; it can only happen here.

You know, when she was young, she worked at McDonald's, and she greeted every person with that 1000-watt smile and said, 'How can I help you?' Now she's at the pinnacle of power, and she's still asking, 'How can I help you?'

This is psychologically a difficult time for a lot of white males, the so-called angry white males.

What I wanted to know is, since I`m a voracious consumer of thrillers and have been for 35 years, I`d call him and say: 'Jim, it`s been 30 pages since we killed anybody.'