Bill Clinton actually said...

"Steve, you and your teammates proved that the Red Wings were the best hockey team in the world."

"I want to thank Secretaries Albright and Slater and the negotiators at the Departments of State and Transportation for their sustained efforts in reaching this historic agreement."

"This economic strategy that we have embraced of fiscal discipline, expanded trade, and investment in our people and our future is working."

"Most juvenile crime is committed by young people who get in trouble when the school is out and mama or daddy aren't home from work."