Bill Clinton actually said...

"I urge the next administration and the 107th Congress to take action this year to promote responsible fatherhood and ensure that more child support goes directly to families."

"I hereby determine that it is important to the national interest to make up to $22 million from the U.S. Emergency Refugee and Migration Assistance Fund available to meet unexpected urgent refugee and..."

"I think we ought to keep working until every child has a wholesome school to stay in after school rather than going back on the street."

"I do proclaim that there are hereby set apart and reserved as the Pompeys Pillar National Monument."