Political Quotes

I think he can have some of these smaller events where he likes to be the explainer-in-chief.

I'll tell you something, I'm going to give you this election back, and if you'll give it to me, I won't be like George Bush. I'll never forget who gave me a second chance, and I'll be there for you until the last dog dies.

You know, when she was young, she worked at McDonald's, and she greeted every person with that 1000-watt smile and said, 'How can I help you?' Now she's at the pinnacle of power, and she's still asking, 'How can I help you?'

I don't think any person with a straight face can tell you that Katrina was caused by global warming. But what we do know, what the evidence shows, is that there is an increase in the number and severity of bad weather events all across…