Bill Clinton actually said...

"I have determined that it is necessary to retain the authority to apply economic sanctions to ensure the restoration and security of the democratically elected Government of Haiti."

"I commend the Congress for presenting me with a funding measure that provides for a simple, temporary extension of normal Government operations and is free of extraneous amendments."

"I urge all Americans to learn how to respond quickly in case of a fire emergency."

"I would give another medal to someone right now who could raise the temperature just 6 degrees."