Bill Clinton actually said...

"These Reserves are essential to America's military strength; they are part of the total force we bring to bear whenever our men and women in uniform are called to action."

"I have had to go through those metal detectors as many as 3 times... and every time I start to get a little aggravated, I think, 'Boy, I don't want that plane to blow up.'"

"The Commission shall undertake a comprehensive study of the nature and extent of the problem of crime in our seaports."

"Today, because of this alliance between Government and the academy, we are, indeed, enjoying fuller and more fruitful lives."