Bill Clinton actually said...

"Together with the Federal Emergency Management Agency, the NFPA reminds us to take responsibility for our personal safety and practice our home escape plans."

"I trust the American people to say, 'We prefer to put Social Security first and to save it.'"

"I intend to nominate Ashish Sen to be Director of the Bureau of Transportation Statistics."

"I will veto any tax plan that drains the new surplus."