Bill Clinton actually said...

"I authorized direct Federal funding for emergency work performed in response to the flooding in Minnesota, North Dakota, and South Dakota."

"The Chemical Weapons Convention truly was made in America, under two of my predecessors."

"I hereby delegate to you the functions vested in the President by section 564 of the Anti-Economic Discrimination Act of 1994."

"We must never, ever believe that our diversity is a weakness, for it is our greatest strength."