Bill Clinton actually said...

"I wish him well, and I want to encourage him to do more of that."

"It took millions of years to form the Grand Canyon; doubtless in a few thousand no one will remember that I did a lot to save it or expand it, you know."

"We moved from the largest deficit in history to the largest surplus in history."

"That's when you're supposed to show up at an event, and you do, and nobody else is there."