Bill Clinton actually said...

"Litigants assuredly will engage in judge and forum shopping -- sometimes with improper motives."

"We believe this reporting system is essential if we are to ensure the survival of these majestic creatures."

"Rapid, concrete steps toward reform in these areas will demonstrate Turkmenistan's intent to abide by international norms that will advance the prosperity of the Turkmen people."

"This provision would provide unprecedented direct and immediate access to the Supreme Court."