Bill Clinton actually said...

"I was happier on the day I left than the day I showed up."

"I applaud the Supreme Court's decision today to make sure that drug traffickers who carry firearms, whether on their person or in their car, are subject to the stiffest penalties possible."

"We know that in an increasingly shrinking world, the fact that we come from everyplace represents all religions, all races, all ethnic groups, all different kinds of cultural experiences and understan..."

"Robert Kennedy would wish us not to dwell upon his loss but to celebrate his life and carry on his legacy."