Bill Clinton actually said...

"It is fitting now that both the White House and the Congress have bestowed their highest awards on the Fords because they served both the Congress and the White House so nobly."

"You are hereby authorized and directed to transmit the attached report fulfilling this requirement to the appropriate committees of the Congress and to arrange for publication of this memorandum in th..."

"You are most vulnerable to making a mistake in life when you think everything is peachy-keen."

"The average American family has gotten a $2,400 tax cut, in effect, from responsible economic policies."