Bill Clinton: “Douglas Bennet, Eric James Boswell, and Conrad Harper will fill them with talent, dedication, and the steady hands that…”

I wish he hadn’t said he wasn’t going to do it.

end welfare as we know it

You mean to tell me that the success of the program and my re-election hinges on the Federal Reserve and a bunch of fucking bond traders?

I think he can have some of these smaller events where he likes to be the explainer-in-chief.