Bill Clinton actually said...

"We have this huge surplus."

"I believe that the work that we have been engaged in, the political work of the country, is good work."

"The real reason that the air-conditioning is not on tonight is that it's part of my continuing effort to convince the American people that Al Gore is right about global warming."

"I have directed the Secretary of Commerce to adjust the level at which an individual license is required for computer exports to Tier 3 countries."