Bill Clinton actually said...

"I'm very much looking forward to this meeting and to getting to work with Americans all over our country to give our children the safe childhoods they deserve."

"I believed we could improve the economy and improve the environment."

"David B. Dunn, of California, a career member of the Senior Foreign Service, class of Counselor, to be Ambassador Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary of the United States of America to the Republic of Z..."

"I'm not running for anything."