Bill Clinton actually said...

"I transmit herewith the report of the Corporation for Public Broadcasting."

"I can tell you one thing—there are two differences: One is, they may talk better, but we do more; we do more."

"I hereby determine that an unforeseen emergency exists which requires immediate military assistance to a foreign country or international organization."

"I hereby direct that: each Federal facility shall, where feasible, be upgraded to the minimum security standards recommended for its security level by the Department of Justice Study."