Bill Clinton actually said...

"By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, including the Federal Advisory Committee Act, as amended (5 U.S.C. App.), and to facilitate..."

"There is no better insurance policy than that."

"You should know at Christmastime that you do have the knowing and profound gratitude of all Americans."

"Because you are standing watch, our Nation has the greatest freedom in history."