Bill Clinton actually said...

"I am pleased that P'yongyang has pledged to prevent the recurrence of such an incident and has expressed its willingness to work with others for durable peace and stability on the Peninsula."

"We must all wear seatbelts, which are the first line of defense against injuries and fatalities."

"We are making airbags safer for our children."

"Driving under the influence of drug or alcohol is wrong; it's illegal; it can kill."