Bill Clinton actually said...

"The thing that makes America great is that we have the right ideals and that through history we have constantly sought to overcome our own limitations."

"The report on jail inmates released today by the Justice Department confirms the urgent need for Government at all levels to pursue a policy of coerced abstinence for drug offenders."

"Our children will have a brighter future if there is peace in the Middle East."

"Thank you for inviting me to tonight's dinner."