Bill Clinton: “Now, he rests in peace.”

I endorse Andrew Cuomo for Governor.

You mean to tell me that the success of the program and my re-election hinges on the Federal Reserve and a bunch of fucking bond traders?

I might not be around if I hadn't become a vegan. It's great.

We have worked to give the American people a smaller, less bureaucratic government in Washington. And we have to give the American people one that lives within its means.