Bill Clinton actually said...

"Our friendship, tested in war and seasoned in peace, has also become well-cured."

"I have further found that a satisfactory balance of concessions in trade and services has been maintained during the life of the Agreement on Trade Relations between the United States of America and T..."

"Did they tell you there were sharks in the water?"

"The bonds between our distant nations have indeed been an immense benefit not only to ourselves but to mankind in general."