Bill Clinton actually said...

"We've never had in my lifetime this kind of economic progress, social progress, national self-confidence, with the absence of a crisis at home or a threat from abroad."

"I want to thank the people of Arizona for their expressed opinion in that survey supporting this."

"I know we're doing the right thing, because look at the day we've got."

"I do proclaim that there are hereby set apart and reserved as the Grand Canyon-Parashant National Monument."