Bill Clinton: “She's the smartest person here, she's sleeping. [Laughter] [Ms. Calendar recounted her family's financial difficulty…”

I might not be around if I hadn't become a vegan. It's great.

I wish he hadn’t said he wasn’t going to do it.

You mean to tell me that the success of the program and my re-election hinges on the Federal Reserve and a bunch of fucking bond traders?

Have a happy birthday, friend.