Bill Clinton actually said...

"Today we have a better understanding of what causes the disease, and advances in research are leading to improvements in detection and diagnosis."

"I hereby determine that assistance to or on behalf of persons applying for admission to the United States as part of the overseas refugee admissions program will contribute to the foreign policy inter..."

"I know the country is in better shape than it was, that we're moving in the right direction."

"Keep me out of trouble. Stay bored."